Sara: Not just a pretty face

Sara Inger Nicole Heney.

Otherwise known as Saralami, Scarybear, or Sarabelle.

This sister has recently expressed that she would like a whole blog written about her.

So, here we go.

We met July 31, 1992. A beautiful day when one very special girl said, "Hello" to the world. (Yes, that's me.)

She is always there to watch an episode of Family Guy and crack up when Stewie says anything.

Right now she is laying on the floor across from me texting.

Oh, that's another thing-If we are going to do ANYTHING (driving, watch tv, talk) she can't do it until she finishes her text.

It's annoying at times, but kind of funny, since as soon as you open your mouth to talk she goes, "HANG ON!"

She is also a big fan of rap, and can memorize lyrics like you wouldn't believe.

Sara is a great driver, and drives a red Saturn Ion. (Way better looking than our neighbor's Ion)

Her dog is quite an interesting little thing, but is great at soccer.

She ALWAYS takes me to get mochas. And 99% of the time, she pays for them. Acutally, she pays for most of my stuff.

And she never complains about it.

One day when I get rich I'll pay her back.

She is a reaaaaaaally talented piano player, guitar player, and singer.

I am sooo jealous of her talent, and glad she doens't make fun of me when I sing off key in the car everyday

Oh, and for all you fellahs looking for a shot at love with Sara, well, here are some basic requirments.

-You must love Oldies

-You must be cute

-Preferably republican

-Christian (No love for Jesus, no love from Sara)

-Take a dance class with her (Salsa or Ballroom, heck, go crazy Hip Hop)

-Take her ice skating

-I hear she's looking for a blond, but if you aren't we can probably work around that

-You must be able to buy me nice stuff, since I'm letting you date my sister

-Take her horse back riding through that tunnel we always pass on the way to the lake

-Be a frequent shopper at Fred Meyers

-You CANNOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCE be younger than Sara.

If you meet most of the requirments, let me know, and I can hook you two up.

She is the most beautiful person I know.

And the nicest by faaaaaar.

I wish I could be as nice, organized, pretty, considerate, thoughtful, devoted, or cool as her but that probably won't ever happen since she's set the bar pretty high.

Well, there you have it, Sara.

A blog written about you.

Now go clean my room, and buy me some coffee.

I LOVE YOU!